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"All who have meditated on the art of governing mankind have been convinced that the fate of empires depends on the education of youth." Aristotle - Greek Philosopher.

Sunday, September 07, 2008

Obama Jokes

One of my very first blogging friends, Abe of Lincoln, has opened up his 'Strategic Joke Reserve' and unleashed some very funny stuff. He's damn clever, I think! Here are a couple to whet your appetite, go visit to see some more.

'As part of the "Spare Change America Can Believe In" program, the Obama campaign today announced a plan to increase the number of states to 62. According to the press release, the plan would add five additional states, "We're going to bring in all three Canadian provinces, plus Alaska and Idahoe."'

'Unnerved by a tough question from a 7-year old about whether or not war is ever justified, Obama struggled to come up with an answer. Finally, he allowed that he would probably have supported World War II, reluctantly. "After the Germans dropped The Bomb on Pearl Harbor, President Truman really didn't have much choice but to declare war," said the Senator.'

My favorite so far:

'Poor John Edwards has gone from VP nominee to non-person in just a few short weeks after admitting he was lying and the National Enquirer was telling the truth. Sen. Obama, showing his Heart of Gold, expressed sympathy for Edwards. "The man has suffered enough," said Obama, "He's already been punished with a baby. Based on the smell of that baby, I'm calling for a Change We Can Believe in."'

Do you have any good ideas for an Obama joke? If so, drop by Abe's and share them.



Blogger Father Gregori said...

Those are great, and I needed the laugh. Thanks

07 September, 2008 20:56  
Blogger Grizzly Mama said...

I am glad that you liked them! I thought he was very clever. We need some good jokes about Obama.

08 September, 2008 00:25  
Blogger Pappy said...

Grizz, Maybe you could think of a way to work these 2 into a plausible JOKE:
Liberalism is totalitarianism with a human face.

Socialism in general has a record of failure so blatant that only an intellectual could ignore or evade it. Pap

08 September, 2008 11:50  
Blogger Grizzly Mama said...

I don't think I can, Pappy - cuz it's not even funny. Even with all the deceptive descritive words, and pretty new signs and renamed organizations - a commie is still a frigging commie. 100 million + dead, economies tanking, not enough food, and people still want to have a go at it. Socialism has never worked and it never will. Dang, there are some stupid people out there.

08 September, 2008 13:05  
Blogger Bookworm Girl said...

LOL! i loved the one about the 7 year old. :)

10 September, 2008 11:58  
Blogger Grizzly Mama said...

Bookworm - that IS a good one. LOL.

11 September, 2008 08:34  
Blogger DirtCrashr said...

Obama's so brittle and stiff - I guess that's what happens when COOL is all you have to depend on - you get cold, brittle, and stiff.

12 September, 2008 14:55  
Blogger MamaGeph said...

Funny stuff! I needed that laugh today. Thanks! :)

15 September, 2008 23:45  
Blogger Grizzly Mama said...

Our Abe is pretty durn clever! Thanks for coming by, MamaGeph.

16 September, 2008 00:10  
Blogger Mr. Grey Ghost said...

All are good, but the first one was really good. Without a teleprompter Obama just doesn't have a clue on anything.

24 September, 2008 19:45  
Blogger Grizzly Mama said...

I agree that the first one is good - it's just subtle. Many on the far left may not see the mistakes in it. ;-)

25 September, 2008 10:51  
Blogger Kermit said...

Laughing so hard here in the bog that I fell off of my Lily Pad... Kermit

11 October, 2008 11:13  
Blogger Toad734 said...

How is that first one even a joke? Maybe its just funny to people who don't believe in wathcing R movies.

22 October, 2008 17:31  
Blogger Grizzly Mama said...

You don't get it, Toady?

Why would you think that I don't watch R rate movies?

07 November, 2008 16:51  
Blogger Grizzly Mama said...

And what do any of these jokes have to do with R rated movies?

07 November, 2008 16:52  

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