Obama Jokes
One of my very first blogging friends, Abe of Lincoln, has opened up his 'Strategic Joke Reserve' and unleashed some very funny stuff. He's damn clever, I think! Here are a couple to whet your appetite, go visit to see some more.
'As part of the "Spare Change America Can Believe In" program, the Obama campaign today announced a plan to increase the number of states to 62. According to the press release, the plan would add five additional states, "We're going to bring in all three Canadian provinces, plus Alaska and Idahoe."'
'Unnerved by a tough question from a 7-year old about whether or not war is ever justified, Obama struggled to come up with an answer. Finally, he allowed that he would probably have supported World War II, reluctantly. "After the Germans dropped The Bomb on Pearl Harbor, President Truman really didn't have much choice but to declare war," said the Senator.'
My favorite so far:
'Poor John Edwards has gone from VP nominee to non-person in just a few short weeks after admitting he was lying and the National Enquirer was telling the truth. Sen. Obama, showing his Heart of Gold, expressed sympathy for Edwards. "The man has suffered enough," said Obama, "He's already been punished with a baby. Based on the smell of that baby, I'm calling for a Change We Can Believe in."'
Do you have any good ideas for an Obama joke? If so, drop by Abe's and share them.
'As part of the "Spare Change America Can Believe In" program, the Obama campaign today announced a plan to increase the number of states to 62. According to the press release, the plan would add five additional states, "We're going to bring in all three Canadian provinces, plus Alaska and Idahoe."'
'Unnerved by a tough question from a 7-year old about whether or not war is ever justified, Obama struggled to come up with an answer. Finally, he allowed that he would probably have supported World War II, reluctantly. "After the Germans dropped The Bomb on Pearl Harbor, President Truman really didn't have much choice but to declare war," said the Senator.'
My favorite so far:
'Poor John Edwards has gone from VP nominee to non-person in just a few short weeks after admitting he was lying and the National Enquirer was telling the truth. Sen. Obama, showing his Heart of Gold, expressed sympathy for Edwards. "The man has suffered enough," said Obama, "He's already been punished with a baby. Based on the smell of that baby, I'm calling for a Change We Can Believe in."'
Do you have any good ideas for an Obama joke? If so, drop by Abe's and share them.
Labels: Obama jokes
posted by Grizzly Mama | 20:16
14 Comments:
I am glad that you liked them! I thought he was very clever. We need some good jokes about Obama.
Grizz, Maybe you could think of a way to work these 2 into a plausible JOKE:
Liberalism is totalitarianism with a human face.
Socialism in general has a record of failure so blatant that only an intellectual could ignore or evade it. Pap
I don't think I can, Pappy - cuz it's not even funny. Even with all the deceptive descritive words, and pretty new signs and renamed organizations - a commie is still a frigging commie. 100 million + dead, economies tanking, not enough food, and people still want to have a go at it. Socialism has never worked and it never will. Dang, there are some stupid people out there.
LOL! i loved the one about the 7 year old. :)
Bookworm - that IS a good one. LOL.
Obama's so brittle and stiff - I guess that's what happens when COOL is all you have to depend on - you get cold, brittle, and stiff.
Funny stuff! I needed that laugh today. Thanks! :)
Our Abe is pretty durn clever! Thanks for coming by, MamaGeph.
All are good, but the first one was really good. Without a teleprompter Obama just doesn't have a clue on anything.
I agree that the first one is good - it's just subtle. Many on the far left may not see the mistakes in it. ;-)
Laughing so hard here in the bog that I fell off of my Lily Pad... Kermit
How is that first one even a joke? Maybe its just funny to people who don't believe in wathcing R movies.
You don't get it, Toady?
Why would you think that I don't watch R rate movies?
And what do any of these jokes have to do with R rated movies?
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