It isn't just one of your holiday games;
You may think at first I'm as mad as a hatter
When I tell you, a bear must have three different names.
First of all, there's the name that the family use daily,
Such as Abdul, Musa, Wiqas or Ali,
But Allah forbid that you named him Mohammed,
Lest you’re beaten to death by the laws of Shari’.
I found this poem at Archbishop Cranmer , via comments at Always On Watch.
It's a delicious little rhyme, isn't it?