What Shall We Name the Bear?
The Naming of Bears is a difficult matter,
It isn't just one of your holiday games;
You may think at first I'm as mad as a hatter
When I tell you, a bear must have three different names.
First of all, there's the name that the family use daily,
Such as Abdul, Musa, Wiqas or Ali,
But Allah forbid that you named him Mohammed,
Lest you’re beaten to death by the laws of Shari’.
I found this poem at Archbishop Cranmer , via comments at Always On Watch.
It's a delicious little rhyme, isn't it?
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It isn't just one of your holiday games;
You may think at first I'm as mad as a hatter
When I tell you, a bear must have three different names.
First of all, there's the name that the family use daily,
Such as Abdul, Musa, Wiqas or Ali,
But Allah forbid that you named him Mohammed,
Lest you’re beaten to death by the laws of Shari’.
I found this poem at Archbishop Cranmer , via comments at Always On Watch.
It's a delicious little rhyme, isn't it?
15 Comments:
Grizzly Mama;
After seeing that story on the Fox News Channel, and listening to the comments of that one schmuck who said that if he catches the teacher, he will behead her himself, all I can say is Islam is a filthy, foul and dangerous religion that has no right to exist in our modern world. It makes me sick when I see our political leaders and many religious leaders, including Pope Benedict XVI sucking up to these monsters. They are worse than animals. The way they hold, in high esteem, some one like Mohammad who was a pedophile, liar and a thief, speaks volumes about his followers.
A religion of hate is what islamic muslims are!
A good muslim? No such animal!
I bet Teddy is rolling in his grave!!!
Just look up the history of the teddy bear. Teddy Bear already had a name!
click here for the history.
Thanks MonicaR ;)
I feel so sorry for that woman. The only thing that confuses me is did she know that it was wrong to have the kids name the bear that?? I have seen it on the news also and know the basics but she really know it was wrong to name the bear Mahommed? or however you spell it.. I am no Islamic so I have no idea how to spell there names... Its just a bunch of kids and a teacher so why be so harsh. I mean for one thing if they werent suppose to do that the kids sure would have known for them being Islamic and the teacher being American from what I saw. She may not have known but the kids should have.. Yikes. Sorry ranting here. I just cant believe they would hurt a person because of a name and a bear. But then again yes I can imagine they will.
I agree with you 100% Abouna.
Too true, DCAT. Thanks!
Tweetey - the teacher is British. Apparently the moslem king has pardoned her after speaking with a couple of MP's from England. I hope that they didn't pay him any money. Then entire debate has been 1)naming a bear is not wrong or 2) she should have known that naming a bear is wrong. It's that crazy islam, I tell ya. It makes no sense at all.
TEN THOUSAND moslems marched in Khartoum on Friday - demanding her death. It's just a small percentage though.
I still don't understand why it's alright to name your child Mohammed, but not the child's toy. Crazy &@%#ers!
I know Tshsmom. They're just plumb crazy - that's all. It doesn't make a bit of sense but I guess it doesn't have to for them.
If you can't name the damn bear Mohammed, name it "Che Guberra" and put him out on the 20-yard line at the gun-range...
I like that one, DC. I think I'll just go ahead and name the bear Mohammed and then put him out on the range.
I have so much sympathy for that woman after all she went thru, it's scary to the point that she may really have to go into hiding for a few years, ala Rushdie.
I was thinking that she is not safe in the UK, Mr. GG. There are enough islamic killers everywhere in the world who would be happy to slice her throat. I wonder if they're going to provide some security.
What blows my mind is that she stated after her release that she has great respect for islam, and loves Sudan.
I've got a skunk I've name Jesus.
Words of wisdom again from Toady.
That Toadbat really hates Christianity doesn't he?
But I bet he worships at the altar of Global Baloney!
P.S. Monica, are you going to make an endorsement for a GOP presidential candidate before the primaries start in a few weeks? I have to make up my mind soon.
Fred Thompson!
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