Aesop's Fable Friday.
A Cat heard that the Birds in an aviary were ailing. So he got himself up as a doctor, and taking with him a set of the instruments proper to that profession, presented himself at the door, and inquired after the health of the Birds.
"We shall do very well," they replied, without letting him in, "when we have seen the last of you!"
Moral of the story: A villain in disguise will not deceive the wise.
I am crazy right now. One more week of school and swim/diving team practice has already started for the girls! *scream*