I have noticed something very strange.
I have noticed that most of my blog hits from islamic countries result from searching 'housewife bangers' or 'dirty housewives'.
Saudi Arabia. Qatar. Iran. Egypt.
NO PORNO HERE, GUYS!
What's wrong with you??? Now go home and behave. Dang. You're some sick bastards.
posted by Grizzly Mama | 19:37
19 Comments:
Better watch out Monica: They might be looking to add you to their white slave ring...
Better smear pig blood around the doors and windows.
I'm smearing all my ammo with bacon fat just in case.
Now, that is funny. Don't think any of those folks from that area could handle a woman like you. Heh.
I don't think those guys could handle ANY typical American woman. Most of us do not like to be dominated and subjugated.
I wonder if they believe that American women just jump into bed with whoever?
How do you discover that? I don't pay much attention to my hits I guess.
On sitemeter it shows from what country the hit originated and how they got to you. Sometimes it's referrals from other blogs but if it's a google/yahoo/etc. search it will tell you the search string used.
YOU ARE KIDDING! Now, THAT is FUNNY! This is the sort of information that should go up to the Ultimate Insult site!
I guess it must the the "Mama" in the name, huh? We have a few regulars from some Muslim countries, but we always figured it was just one of their minions keeping an eye on the infidels. . .
Smear a bunch of that bacon fat on the threshhold, too, so when you punch 'em out, in typical American "little lady" fashion, they'll slip and split their stupid heads open!
What happened (I think) is that for a short period of time my 'hardboiled housewives' webring pointed to some 'housewife banger' website. It was really strange and a commentor pointed it out to me and - of course! - I was horrified. It didn't start OUT that way but somehow got changed. So I changed it to point to the proper webring.
Since then I've had several hits from the 'housewife banger' search and quite a few of them are from moslem countries. MOST moslem country hits are for these weird porno searches.
Cubed - you ought to somehow get 'housewife banger' onto an entry on the IBA blog site. See how fast the moslem hits start rolling in!! LOL!
You could always do what Skye does and post the Danish cartoons at the top of the page.
Also, I bet City Troll doesn't get many repeat visitors from Muslims with a sound card who understand English.
Yeah - I love that song Mike.
I ought to put those cartoons up there . I've been thinking of a special way to display one or two of them.
Don't forget good old 'Blue Balls', PA!
Mike is right about the "white slave ring." They still do that in the Middle East! But their primary targets are virgins, so you might not qualify there. Hehehe.
Monica, you need to write a ranting post about what you think of Islamofascists and title it "housewife bangers".
THAT would certainly let them know what we think of the sick bastards!
tshsmom said...
Monica, you need to write a ranting post about what you think of Islamofascists and title it "housewife bangers".
That sounds like fun! It could function like a "sting" operation, and then all the information could be publically posted to show some of the Deer in the Headlights crowd just where their Muslim "purity" goes when they think no one's looking!
LOL! No I'm too old and dried up to be wanted for something like that!!
I like the idea of an entry with that title. Pull them right out of their spider holes - sick little bastards.
You could load your template with tons of the keywords these Arabs are looking for (the keywords need not appear in a post) then slam them with the Danish cartoons!
Too funny, Griz. I have to admit... I get a few wackos as well. A few of them?
"Can my ugly feet be fixed?"
(This one led to my 4-part spiritual feet post from last fall. I also get everything foot related - and there are some freaky feet fetish wierdos out there!)
"green eel recipe"
(Have NO idea what promted this link. Google sometimes astounds me.)
"young girl puss photo"
(GROSS! I'm sure it ended up being a post about my cat, but man! Some people are sick.)
"dorothy hammel"
(Now there's a scary one. Remember the haircut? I do. Scarred for life.)
You get 'em Griz! Tell 'em what sick puppies they are! I mean, how can you claim to be a purist if you are full of filth at your vacation gettaway? You either worship God or you worship sex/money/self - fill in the blank.
I know, Sprittibee. It blows my mind.
Those are some very strange search words that people have used! LOL!
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